Tuesday, November 09, 2004

This Just In! From the White House:

The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.

Those are the words from U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft, in his letter of resignation.

I'm not going to get into any evaluation of Mr. Ashcroft's performance, for the time being. But I had no idea that we had already solved the issue of crime and terrorism. Hell, I might as well take the rest of the day off from blogging.