Friday, September 16, 2005

This Sucks: First, the bad news. We never caught the anthrax bandit.

Yeah, remember that whole anthrax issue we had right after 9/11? A few people died. It caused a national scare. They had to seal off government buildings as Tom Daschle and other lawmakers became targets. We vowed to get the evildoer(s). Well, the leads have dried up, and the case has grown cold. In the end, nothing.

In other news, more teens are having oral sex, and more women in their teens and 20s are experimenting with bisexuality. Looks like I picked the wrong time to turn 30.