Thursday, August 25, 2005

I Fart in Your General Direction: If anybody wants a legitimate reason to hate the French, forget Freedom Fries and UNSCAM, look at the way they're treating Lance Armstrong. They treat him like dirt not in spite of his being a cancer survivor, but because he is a cancer survivor. That, they claim, is reason enough to suspect him of doping in order to win the Tour de France seven times.

We stand with you, Lance. We're proud of what you've accomplished, and hopefully someday you can leave these jokers behind for good.