Thursday, April 07, 2005

Macho Grande: According to a new survey (if it's in a survey it must be true), women really want manly men. They aren't looking for any of this queer-eye, metrosexual, pansy crap. They want men with rough hands, brute strength, and emotional stability.

I was glad when I first saw this, because I have no sense of style or culture and never bothered to get a manicure. But then I remembered that I've never been particularly manly either. So that leaves me in the none-of-the-above category. I guess that explains why I'm single.