Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Heartland Values: It looks like the United Nations has realized that the organization doesn't poll too well in the Red States of America. So the U.N. has launched an initiative to win over Middle America. This is supposed to be more than just a PR ploy. Officials there are actually proposing substantive changes, like removing maniacal dictatorships from the Human Rights Commission.

I wish them luck, because I know they're going to need it. Now if only the Democratic Party would pay attention to that vast sea of red in the middle.