Monday, December 12, 2005

Just Silly: Leads like this make me laugh.

Killer whales are the most toxic mammals in the Arctic, riddled with household chemicals from around the world, the environmental pressure group WWF said on Monday.

What cracks me up is that the World Wildlife Fund sued the World Wrestling Federation over the rights to "WWF" and won. I've never been a wrestling fan, but I still relate WWF with wrestling instead of environmentalism.

So when I read something like that, I end up picturing some 300-pound beefcake wearing spandex and a feather boa while yelling about how the World Wrestling Federation is out to save the whales.